Ladies! and Gentlemen! Please grab your seats it’s a lifetime ride! Republicans to the right democrats to the left! Everyone will be treated equally! (Snicker) If you are pregnant please sign the NDA agreement to avoid a fine and/or prison time if an early delivery occurs. Fear not women, while on the tracks of losing your hard-fought rights, the all-knowing conductor says, “Sit between two men and on the curves they can grab you below the belt to hold you in place.” Hear the wheels clacking to the asinine tariffs and taxes on the middle and poor classes while the rich get richer. Oxygen will be a commodity because of climate change and can be bought; if you can afford it. The engineer’s concept (because of common sense) for this ride promises us that it will be a beautiful golden age; four years like no one has ever seen before. We’ll depart on golden tracks of lies, chaos, hate, division, retribution, and vengeance, on our climb to the pinnacle with old engineer 47! Prepare for the hills of lies, the downgrade called division, the insane curves of chaos and thrills of a trip through nothingness. Read the book “Project 2025” to settle any qualms you have about your future. Don’t forget in the brochure, old “47” is blameless for any missing rails or chains around your neck. Will we exist in flames after four years of this diabolical ride into hell? Will we be a monarch, dictatorial, evil power country over all; except for the privileged few at the top of the hill? Many hope our already great country will keep its wheels on the track and not fly off into space while spewing a garbled salad message shouted out to the sheep.

DAVE TALBOT,

Harrisville